Keep It in Your Pants...

This was the headline of today's Korea Herald:

'ADULTRY LAW IS CONSTITUTIONAL'

Here is some information: I guess since 1953, the Koreans have been pushing a law to make adultry illegal because it is "the public's perception that adultry undermines social order" and that the "law is intended to safe guard marriage, which is the bedrock of family life". So they believe that if you are caught having an affair, which will no doubt ruin your families life; you go to jail for two years. That won't ruin your families life at all. Of course, you can only go to jail if your spouse presses charges, but there is still the chance.

I just thought it was an interesting read and insight into the Korean mind. If you want to read the whole article you can click here. It doesn't take you to the article itself--so you have to search for it if you are reading this on any other day than today (10.31). Let me know what you think!!

Eva Longoria, I Feel Your Pain...

Remember when I first got here and both Ed and I loved the celebrity treatment. Well you can kind of down grade it to like now. Now when little boys come running up to me pointing and shouting "Waygook!!!"; I point back and say "Hungul Saram!!" or Korean person (of course this is only when their parents aren't looking).

I still get a giggle out of the kids that come running up to us and say (or screech) "HI!! HELLO!!", then run away giggling hysterically. They must think that they are playing a wicked funny trick on us: "He he Young-Bin. I just said hello, in English, to that foreigner over there and then ran away. They will never know it was me. It was the best joke ever!! He he he." Sometimes I want to say, 'I know it was you who shouted hello at me because you running away and laughing. You can't really hide, and I am smart enough to figure it out'....Oh well. This is the easy part. Sometimes it is the adults that I have trouble with.

For instance, Ed's new co-teacher (his old one is away for a month) has been making comments about his weight left and right. (By the way--he has lost several pounds--so it really shouldn't be an issue anymore). My favorite comment thus far that she has made is: "Oh. I know why you like goalie. You don't have to run." I'm surprised that Ed kept his composure after that one. I don't think I would have been able to. I've met her, and let me just tell you, she is no piece of work (snaggle tooth!).

Oh and its not just Ed who is getting it. I am too. Today I was asked if I was pregnant (I'm SOO NOT). I screeched 'NO!'. Turned red and left. You see, for some reason it is okay for them to point out that we are fat or ugly or look pregnant. However, the minute you say something about them, evil stank eye will come and haunt you. No more niceness; no more free fruit. You are dead to them.

So I say to Eva Longoria (who recently was called pregnant all over the news because she gained some weight-what like 4 pounds?) I feel your pain. Any one of normal size would look preggers next to a waif (hence Victora Beckham).

Sing! Sing! Sing!

Hugo belting out a tune.

So not much to report to you all in the West.

This weekend we actually stayed in Yeosu, but we were busy. Friday night was Noribong. Saturday was shopping and BBQ. Today was recovery from BBQ and 5 hours of soccer. Overall a very good weekend.

In case you don't know what a Noribong is, well it essentially is a Karaoke room, but better. It has glowing lights and great sound and any song you want (in Korean, Japanese, Chinese, English, and in between). We went with our friends Shannon, Hugo, and Joelle after playing Kings at the Mini-Stop (yes that is the equivalent to a 7-11-but you can sit outside the store). Anyways back to Noribong. This concept is everywhere in Korea. The Koreans love it and can't wait to go to noribong. I think for them it is a stress reliever to get up and sing and dance in front of family, co-workers, strangers, whomever. They don't really care, just as long as they can sing. In fact, when you first meet a Korean they usually ask if you like noribong.

Like anywhere though, some people like to make their business a little more special. The room we were in was called the Princess room. A small one by noribong standards. But it had lovely pillows and stuffed animals. Some different rooms even have beds (just in case you need a nap or need to buy a 'woman' to 'help' you 'sing'--yeah it can happen in noribongs--but you have to ask for it and it is expensive).

They also have a giant screen that not only displays the words, but also has videos that change along with the song. These videos, however, are completely random. They could be of a stream, or a Korean soap opera, or of animals. I have even seen Dance Revolution videos (just in case you want to follow some crazy cool dance steps while singing). In our room, we were blessed with a Korean soap opera that didn't match our song choices. There was always a woman crying when we were singing a song like "Sexy Back". I don't know why she was crying all the time, but she was.

So it was just us singing away--having a blast. Even though I really don't enjoy public singing that much, I have to admit, maybe noribongs should be something that America should adopt. Everyone could use just a little song and dance in their life. For some reason, belting out Bon Jovi makes the night a little better.

Joelle and I

Shannon dancing and part of Ed

Dance party Korea! (look at the TV-they are singing Total Eclipse of the Heart-and there are men shaking hands--does not match!)

Yeah, you do get that into it. And those green spots are from the light show that goes on in your noribong!! (Yeah!! Light Show!!)

Ed pretend singing at this point. Even though he doesn't look like he is having fun, he is. He actually is great for getting Koreans to come into our noribongs and singing Korean/English songs like "Run With Me". Google it--it is his favorite at the moment!

PS: Thank you sooo much for the packages that we have been getting. I mean wow! We totally didn't expect anything and here we are with cookie mixes, smarties, (which I've decided that none of my students are good enough to have-so I must eat them all myself--thanks Mom and Dad!), to chips, Peeps, soup, and more (Seth and Kristina--you guys are amazing!) So here is a very public THANK YOU to Mom, Dad, Seth, Kristina, Q-ie, and Claire!!! XOXOXOXO

What Can You Create??

You know those motorized wheelchairs that make mobility so much more easier? Well, they are quite popular here in Korea. Not because people are physically dependent on them. But because of the endless possibilities that they can provide for transportation and business.

Transportation is easy right? These babies help people get around. Or here in Korea they just use them as one may use a scooter. Yup, just drive 'em down the middle of the street during rush hour traffic. Some have even installed horns on them (loud ones) so that other cars can get out of their way, or just to let the other driver know that they are there. Old men usually 'drive' them in the roadways. But I've seen some women too. Here is an example of how it looks, except the cars just go around the 'drivers' and the police don't care.

Okay, so business? You may be wondering what type of business I'm talking about. How can owning a personal motorized be a business venture? Do they just sell them on the street here in Korea? Nope. My friends, when you have time, energy, and lots of creativity, your personal motorized wheelchair can become this:

Yes that is the man with all of this creativity. He has a movable cart of stuff. And yes, that is his motorized wheelchair.

I took this picture so you could see that it is really is one...look at the wheels! And notice how much stuff he has on it! It is like a metal cage of sellable items around the cart. Genius!

And more stuff on top!

This is what Ed bought from him. It is a little bag, that you can stuff into that stuffed dog on the front. Amazing!

I'm not sure how he gets in and out of his 'cart'. That is actually assuming, though that he does leave the 'cart' and does not live in it. I wouldn't be surprised if he managed somehow to do that too!

I LOVE Korean Field Trips!!

Pottery Guy

Do you remember how great field trips are? Do you remember how fun they were--a whole day with no learning, hanging out with friends, doing whatever (okay kind of whatever)? Well that changes when you are a teacher. It becomes something that used to be fun and relaxing to a whole bunch of crap work and headaches. You have to book the place, pay for the buses, pay for the kids who can't pay to get there, remember medicines, get permission slips signed, explain to administration why you want to go where you want to go to, worry about kids behaving, getting lost, or throwing up. Basically it changes from being a totally cool experience, to something that I never, ever wanted to do again with any of my students.

Well my friends, that has changed, because I LOVE Korean field trips. Here is a list why:

1. Teachers tell the students where to go and what time to be there. It is the student's job to get there. The teachers don't care how they do it (bus, train, parent, or walking), they just have to be there.
2. The students actually show up.







3. If the student shows up wearing 'short shorts' (aka bootie shorts), the Korean teachers will make them stand with their arms up, and then Korean co-teacher will knuckle them off the side of the head--but hey its okay! The student wore inappropriate clothing. It is their fault they got a whack.
4. You don't really have to watch the group. If you wanted a smoke, or a nap, its okay! You can do it! The students are responsible for themselves.



No Teachers!!!



5. Lunch time is amazing. And by amazing, I mean you can drink. Yes I had a shot of wine.
6. The students eat lunch by themselves...that's right, no teachers there to open the milk cartoon or to tell them to stop stuffing their face with Kimbab. If a student gets sick, its his/her own fault.
7. The students have to call their own parents to come and get them if they get sick. Teachers don't care if the student stuffed himself with Kimbab. All they have to do is tell them that they are going home because they are sick and it is okay!
8. I didn't have to watch out for any student. If anything, I was the one to have to be herded!

Another famous Korean pose

I'm telling you, it was like being on a real field trip again. Korean field trip. Sign me up. I'll bring the Soju!

Here you go Joe!

No Teachers!

Notice how they are standing...isn't it cute?

Okay so there is one Korean teacher...but don't the kids look happy?

Teaching in Korea

As promised...a new post. I thought that I would let you know (although some of you already know) of the teaching differences that I have noticed while here in Korea. I have be somewhat successfully teaching here for almost two months. The teacher in me (and the Graphic Organizer lover t00) wishes that I can insert a t-chart of some sort, but as a newbie to blogging, I don't really know how.

Okay so here we go...

Basically, Korean teachers are treated just like western teachers. Too much paper work, too many mandates, and they teach to the test. They have to deal with students who don't study, who talk back, and parents who don't know how to help. And they don't get paid very much. There are two big differences here though. One, they can drink during school. Although not highly advised and recommended, still many teacher's room have large cases of beer and soju-just in case. Sometimes, the teachers are really happy to be here. Two, they can hit the students. Now, I have not witnessed anything bad. Just a couple of whacks on the hand with a ruler or a smack on the head. Think Catholic school nuns. I am not allowed (nor want) to participate in these activities. But they are there for the Korean teachers. Sometimes they are just lucky bastards.

Okay, now for the students. If you think you saw a stressed out 3rd or 4th grader due to FCAT or MCAS, think again. Students here are stressed. They are seriously stressed. It is not uncommon for middle and high school students to study until 1, 2, 0r 3 in the morning. Then get up and do it again in 3 hours. I have been amazed hearing their studying stories. Here is a typical 'study' conversation:

Student: "Oh teacher. I'm so tired."

Me: "Why?"

Student: "Must study. Study hard. No sleep. Study."

And this is encouraged! If you don't study, basically, you don't get to do anything with your future life. Ed's kids go to school at 8:15 am and don't leave until 11:00pm! They stay all day long! Some even live there-and I mean really live there--there are dorms and everything, just to study! It is crazy. Some people think that part of the reason why so many Korean students are showing signs of obesity now is because all they do is sit and study. They don't really have sports here, or extra clubs, or free time. All they have is studying and PC Bangs (computer rooms--which many a student go to in order to relax).

From my end. Teaching is quite nice, but it is not with out its difficulties. I have almost 600 students, of which I see 500 or so in a week. In a class I have 40 students, ranging from non-English speaking (or understanding) to fluent; and yes, they all have to learn the same dialogue at the same pace. There is really no differentiating here. Some students have surprised me. I think that they can carry on a conversation, but when asked about anything further than "How are you?" (or if you just jazz up that question to "Whats Up?") they can not communicate. The other end is true too. Yesterday, I had a girl come up to me in the hall and have a very full and pleasant conversation about what she wants to be when she grows up (and interpreter--a good job for her!!). It was completely random. She just felt like talking to me.

On the positive end, I can essentially repeat the same lesson all week long. It gets a little tiresome, but no real planning is involved. Of course I make things more difficult for myself and try to figure out how to reach all levels and make it appropriately challenging for everyone, but I really have come up with a solid solution for that yet. I have lots of free time to 'plan' or 'rest'. I give no homework, or real classwork; no tests; no grades; the students only have to show up and play along. Overall, its not a bad job. Is teaching at this type of institution or level something that I can see myself doing in the long run? Sure. But only if I can have smaller class sizes, better materials, computers for all, more time, and less students with stress!

Ask and you shall recieve..

Well friends, you are in luck. I have two whole days of "teaching" that will consist of me sitting in front of the computer with no students. It is our mid term exams and being the resident "Native English Speaker", I have no real duties or jobs to perform except being present and accounted for. Do not ask me why I even have to come to school, but I do. What this means for you is hopefully a few posts.

To start, I'll tell you about this weekend.

Ed and I joined our friends Nikki and Kerry at Jirisan National Park. Nik and Kerry have actually been to Korea before, so they still have friends here. One of them, John, is a super organizer who planned this trip up to Jirisan. The plan was to hike to the top of Jirisan on Saturday, come back down, and just kind of chill out and eat BBQ. Ed and I were in.

For those of you who don't know, Jirisan is one of Korea's most favorite national parks. The park sits on the corner of three provinces, which that in itself makes it a pretty big deal. But Jirisan also hosts one of Korea's tallest mountains, Jirisan. You can also find one of the highest, if not the highest temple in Korea (elevation wise that is). Here is a picture of the mountain.

So we made it to the yellow circle. You can see how much higher the mountain actually is. Here we are, a bunch of foreigners, thinking that we can actually make it to the top of a mountain (over 900 meters/3,000 ft), especially if we start at 12:00 in the afternoon. Oh yeah, and make it down again.

Nope we were wrong, but at least we did make it 3,000 feet and saw some pretty decent sites. So at the 3,000 foot mark (or yellow circle), there is this really amazing mountain temple. It was quite beautiful, especially seeing that there was a lone red tree among the temple structures and the green forest. It made it most picturesque. Here are some links that have some more pictures of the mountain temple and Jirisan. One of them is in Korean, and no, I can not help you figure out what it is saying. Something about the great beauty that is Korea would be my guess. At any rate, you could just click around on the page and see some pictures that were actually taken by a professional!

http://blog.daum.net/kslee007

http://corea3000.com/tour/bubgesa.htm

As always, more pictures to the right of the page.

Next week

Patience. New posts coming after the weekend. Stay tuned for more.